Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
