His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
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I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
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You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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