I don't think brook has ever known best
i can't believe i had my finger in that
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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