Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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