oh god the rape fog is back!
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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