I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
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i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.