all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
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Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
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I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment