he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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Blow job season was short but glorious.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..