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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?

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(702): View more from Nevada

you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.

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(503): View more from Oregon

He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning

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(602): View more from Arizona

I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.

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(573): View more from Missouri

My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.

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(302): View more from Delaware

so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.

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(517): View more from Michigan

He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..

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