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Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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