Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
you will always have a special place in my vag
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
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Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
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Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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