i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
