Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
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the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
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I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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