bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
