Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
