why didn't you poke me back
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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