I hope mine doesn't look like that
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I lost the right to judge tonight
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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