Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
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She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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