I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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