"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
is wine microwaveable?
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
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After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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