i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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