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Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
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i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
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Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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