just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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