i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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