Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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