ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
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I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
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Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
A+ Viking dick
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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