dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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