ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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