you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Randomize