Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
dude. I can hear the air.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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