did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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