Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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