Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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