please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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