I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
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It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!