can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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