I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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