I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
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I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
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My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
MIDGETS
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Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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