is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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