i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
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All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
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Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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