Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
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Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
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And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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