How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
