i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
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I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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