The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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