so explain again why im purple
no
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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