If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
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I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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