I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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