Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
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I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
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Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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