Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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