He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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