I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
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He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
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Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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