I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
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He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
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At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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