on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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