i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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