He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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