Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
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Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
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The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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