I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
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the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
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2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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