I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
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Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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