What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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