found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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